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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It sounds like you'd be comfortable in prison. There is probably a Luigi to-do list somewhere you could pick a name from and then arrange to join him in a neighboring cell.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Hoenstly, probably better than being homeless. Life in prison as a local hero among inmates for deposing a capitalist.

[–] from_D4rkness@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I was homeless, and also briefly in jail for doing something others had respected; jail sucks and is never preferable, but it certainly made things a lot easier than it would have been had I not entered with respect. On my first day I was receiving gatorades, instant noodles, and muffins from people stopping by my cell. I even was given all the paper and pencils I wanted to do my art.

Homelessness was risky, but I would still choose it over jail with respect. Not to say that the sacrifice wouldn't be worth it if you did the right thing.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for the insight! Sounds like you're doing a lot better now

[–] from_D4rkness@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Better is one way to put it. Though I may end up homeless again if I can't find some work soon. I just had a ton vet bills for a sick pet come in and I injured my leg, it's not super great prospects at the moment. :(

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