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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 weeks ago (32 children)

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-nicotine-affect-muscle-growth

There is data to show nicotine might have a performance increasing effects on people. However, the idea is more that you ingest a safe amount via methods that are not smoking/chewing.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 86 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[–] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for clarifying that

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Im stealing this for if my brother complains about his heartbeat after staying up for like 18 hours on six cans of red bull again

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