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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lmao we’re gonna get to watch eel-on-musk and all of his dipshit wünderkinds speedrun through all of the pitfalls a junior DBA / data engineer is liable to make, and they’re gonna do it on prod, and prod is the US government.

What could possibly go wrong

He's going to dedupe the social security databases, thinking that he's screwing over trans people because he thinks they are the only people who change their names... not realizing that the vast majority of married women have at least two names associated with their SSN.

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