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Anon sees a happy couple (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Women actually like vg yo. I would know, i got my wife into them when we met (she hadn't played games since she was a kid) and now, while i still take the crown in side-scrollin platformers and fighters? she whips my ass in shooters and it's not actually close.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When my GF beat me in Soul Caliber, I knew she was the one.

[–] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

My wife beat me at MarioKart at a party in my apt. And well, that's where it started lmao.

Bitch didn't even know how to drift and just snaked that victory out from under me.

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