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Anon sees a happy couple (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 60 points 2 days ago (30 children)

Everyone thinks rules 1 and 2 are:

Be attractive
Dont be unattractive

But really they are:

Be a nice person
Dont be an asshole

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

also it's probably more important to not be too unattractive - people are focusing too much on the ceiling but they need to focus on the floor

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I think that they just need to look like they didn't just pick themselves off the floor, realistically.

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