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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 170 points 9 hours ago (12 children)

What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But how would you infect people?

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.

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