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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months (www.wired.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Calling it now - it will be written in such a way that Musk’s motley crew will be required to maintain it or update proprietary closed source components at extreme cost forever - practically guaranteeing he will always have full access to the data and be able to charge what he likes for any changes whoever takes power after Trump is gone.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's going to be written using vibe programming

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In JavaScript ⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️ (Imagine this is like, a scary thunderstorm or smth, to add atmosphere to the words, idk)