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[–] lemon@sh.itjust.works 93 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Broke: file names have a max character length.

Woke: split b64-encoded data into numbered parts and add .part-1..n suffix to each file name.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

each file is minimum 4kb

(base64.length/max_character) * min_filesize < actual_file_size

For this to pay off

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

each file is minimum 4kb

$ touch empty_file
$ ls -l
total 8
-rw-rw-r-- 1 user group 0 may 14 20:13 empty_file
$ wc -c empty_file 
0 empty_file

Huh?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm thinking folders aren't I. Doy....

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 18 hours ago

It seems those are 4 KiB on Linux, interesting to know.

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