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Long wooden handles don't go boom. Wasted space.
The grenade pouch has to be much longer to house them or the grenades are hung on a belt that can cause movement issues.
Throwing a ball is about as easy as throwing a stick. So no point for the stick shape.
Sticks don't go as far.
Yah but how else will you advertise your secret fetish for fascism if you don't get unreasonably hung up on a specific piece of WWII German equipment?
I dunno. Eating human shit?