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[–] catty@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (18 children)

I never did understand why so-called smart people pay money to be told they're smart.

Edit: Probably the reverse of the reason people are paid to tell others, people like you, that you're a no-good waste of space and you don't deserve me even addressing lifeforms as low as you; you disgusting piece of human excrement. That'll be £50, maggot.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Absolutely.

As a genuinely smart person I can do that for myself for free. 😏

[–] catty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think I'm going to start a testing company with a big-titty mummy milf making a video for each person with a "high iq" instead of a paper certificate. I'll make a bazillion!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why would she need a bazillion, unless she's going to be naked?

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“That’ll be $50. Ok here it is. Thank you. You’re welcome.”

-Me

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago
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