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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 122 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.

Call me bb.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

She'd be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.

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