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Assuming we’re talking about the original Enterprise…
Regular cruising speed: Warp 5
Maximum cruising speed: Warp 6
Maximum possible speed: Warp 9… for 4 hours.
Find your regular cruising speed and save your maximum speed for emergencies.
Can someone tell this to my "faster faster" ass boss?
That someone is you. Otherwise you can just nod and proceed at your own managable pace. Stay safe.
I always do the second option lol, they don't seem to catch on.
That usually means faster into corrections and aftercare where much more money is lost.