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submitted 1 week ago by lena@gregtech.eu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 128 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (21 children)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

1000001736

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

greed should be a mental illness

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we'd have them commited.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

dude, that's just his face.

was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?

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