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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You fucking idiot

You absolute baffoon

Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, I thought you were only able to tag out or were forced to swap on death. Did me and my brother spend all that time taking turns when it was actually true co-op!? (Tbf, I was always Donkey, so this is more of a "him problem", but still!)

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oof, I might be the fool thinkong of DKC 2

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

All the SNES DKC games were one player at a time only.

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