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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 243 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

[–] bandarbaru_1@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're on the list now!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Definetly Santa's nice list…

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 3 days ago

Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

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