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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social -4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Britain’s most tattooed man proves to be too dumb to get around this system as it stands and he is unable to watch porn :( He told the media :(

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Eh, or he decided to use his unique situation to illuminate how bonkers the situation has gotten.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 20 points 3 weeks ago

Likely true! I'm being a shit.

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