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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

“You know what ELSE everybody likes? Postgres! Have you ever met a person, you say, ‘Let’s use some Postgres,’ they say, ‘Hell no, I don’t like Postgres’? Postgres is perfect!”

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah! Postgres is great!

Mutters something under his breath about MariaDB.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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