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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Definitely not 1995. We didn’t sport hitler mustaches then for some reason.

[–] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I remember Michael Jordan did for a minute.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Michael Jordan is an asshole though

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"I am sick of these motherfucking Nazis in their undies, on this motherfucking plane!"

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