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[โ€“] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

50 Dollars says you can't ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I couldn't clear that at a running jump, let alone from a widow.

[โ€“] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

who said anything about a window? even the original green said roof

[โ€“] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

People overestimate how much momentum you'd get when jumping off something like, you'd be going straight down pretty quick.