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“I felt like, being in conservative politics, there would be more, like, masculine men in the conservative movement,” Housley says, “and I find that a lot of them aren’t as masculine as I would have hoped.”

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (6 children)

They're mostly closeted gay men hung like gerbils.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thats an insult to gerbils.

since you obviously aren't deep into the lore:

Citation

[–] discosnails@lemmy.wtf 24 points 3 days ago

Absolutely legendary comment+username

[–] protist@mander.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whose job was it to measure the whale balls

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

and where do I apply?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Someone with a PhD

[–] False@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's not use penis size as an insult, there are plenty of other accurate insults like being dumb racist pieces of shit.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It wasn't an insult. Is a weird correlation future historians will be uncomfortable unpacking.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Well… at least there’s not much to unpack

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago

The ones in Washington State, definitely. Nationwide, well, you can also find some straight, very manly racist men. Only problem is that they're taken. By their cousins.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Nownow, don't go slinging baseless acusations. Post some proof .. ...

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

MAGA are mostly gay
MAGA all have small penises (and that's bad, you know)

Why do you feel the need to out-infantile your political opponents? Do you think onlookers think highly of you when you put things like this into the world?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're the one who's reading it that way, don't try to offload your issues on to me.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh please, do you think anyone believes you describing people as "hung like gerbils" is meant to be anything other than an insult?

Who do you think you're kidding?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who do you think you're ~~kidding~~ blocking?

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not beating the 'infantile' allegations by following up your previous comment with this one, that's for sure.