Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by greenehead@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] SpaceToast@mander.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What's brown and sticky?

[–] balrogslayer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

A stick!

I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

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