Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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Using a bidet is like a bird pooped on you and you just splashed that shit all over the place and got everything wet.
Steps for using a bidet:
Congrats, you're now a pro, an clean, pooper.
So poopy water goes everywhere and soggy TP goes all over my butt. You call that clean. Enjoy the splashed about bits of everyone else's poop around the thinnest and least protected membranes in your body. I'm not wasting any more break time replying to you.
I'm sitting here wondering.. Do you think a bidet uses the water currently in the bowl? Or that it sprays through that water? Because it doesn't.
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