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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Kinda surprised that something sane tumbled out of his mouth.

edit: apparently, it wasn't as sane as the headline made it sound, lol

[–] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A broken clock is right twice a day

[–] Pocketyeti@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This clock has spirograph shapes instead of hands.

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