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No Midwestern kitchen should be without (lemmy.world)
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[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

🀒

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Green from envy of course

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Something like that. Tell you what, fill β€˜er up with some Valentina, and you can keep the Ranch.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unironically one of the grossed things seen online

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maaaan, gimme some mild buttermilk ranch in that volume and I’ll bring the chicken wings and pizza.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think people who don't like ranch don't understand that there's actual ranch, buttermilk ranch, and mayonnaise with herbs.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which one is the runny one they have at good restaurants? I’d love to have that recipe.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you ever find yourself within driving distance of a Wing Stop fast food joint, they have the best ranch I’ve ever had.

[–] expr@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, the best ranch can be found at Amigos, a fast food chain in Nebraska. It's so much of a thing here that they have a dedicated ranch station in all of the restaurants and even package it and sell the ranch in local grocery stores.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

These are big words. I just spent the last 30 minutes trying to get Amigos to ship across the country and they won’t unless I spend $100.

But I found this recipe, so I think I’m gonna give it a try.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nebraska/comments/2rc4nn/amigos_ranch_dressing_recipe/

[–] Kryptkravler@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Cheers I'll Drink to That Bro

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom would fill that thing with iced tea.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Iced ranch is better.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be in heaven

[–] wieson@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've been wondering: what's with Americans and their obsession with ranch dressing.

It's just your version of tsatsiki, isn't it?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Never been a big ranch guy. Blue cheese was my go to.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Jet's Ranch is best ranch