this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 5 days ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Soon You'll have to go back to borrowing porn magz from Your friends.

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[–] schizolol9@lemy.lol 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

May he enjoy the sweet freedom of USA!

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is a great opportunity to learn how to use a VPN! I'm in a blue state so haven't needed one yet, but the time is definitely coming.

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[–] ukiyoe@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I wonder, how many of the verification photos are shirtless?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how many are from a middlefinger next to a dick

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 23 points 5 days ago

That’s insane

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Time to return to wanking off to magazines

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And ANON doesn’t understand how to use a VPN?

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If they knew that, they wouldn't have made the post

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