Futurama

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

Shutup baby, i know it

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Do a flip!

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

I'm back baby!

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Me, Bender.

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

Bite my shiny metal ass

I am bender. Please, insert girder.

Shut up baby I know it

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!