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[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This the same dipshit who wants to halt federal EV buildout, EV Programs, and federal building charging stations. I doubt any of you needed reminding, but JFC, it pains me that some dummy is gonna buy an EV only AFTER he sat in one for political theater.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Well, yeah. It's the same boomer move: pull the ladder up behind you. Musk and Tesla already benefitted from the programs he now wants to cut, to raise the barrier of entry for potential competitors...

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Sawsticars aren't profitable without the carbon taxes credits. Notice no one has suggested getting rid of those.

Those public chargers are competion with Musk's Tesla chargers. The only profitiable part of Tesla.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago

That's so fucking gross

Such a historical site defaced for such a purpose.

I hope someone's dog shits on the white house lawn and doesn't clean it up

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

"Daaaad, the other kids are being mean to me!"

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Trump is for sale.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

especially considering how restricted by range and chargers people are subject to in more rural areas.

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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Surely associating the vehicles even more closely with the primary reason the stock is falling off of a fucking cliff will prevent the stocks from falling off of a cliff.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you wear the included depends

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[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Of course he does.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Can't wait for /r/outoftheloop post asking "trump exposes tesla cars in the white house, what does it mean?"

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