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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Musks head already looks like an archaic human fucked the cadaver of King Charles of Spain he doesn't need to be exaggerated like this.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They're pretty dumb, they keep saying "canada would be the 51st state" as if there aren't 10 provinces

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[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

"filing for bankruptcy" is exactly Trump's plan for the nation, except instead o bankruptcy it'll be martial law

[–] nick@midwest.social 204 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Fuck these idiots. Reaping what they sowed.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 145 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Trump is doing exactly what he said he would do and the obvious outcome happens, but they still don't see through his bullshit not matter how many times it bites them in the ass.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Even past that, the market has been on a historic bull run. The NASDAQ is up around 150% over five years. Unprecedented gains, even with the COVID dip.

What kind of whiny bullshit is this about a 15% decline? You're holding equity with a 100+ p/e. You took a bunch of leveraged risk and came out ahead, but you're still not happy because... you're not a trillionaire like Daddy Musk yet? Take your fucking profits and back away from the roulette wheel, you degenerates.

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[–] groolthedemon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Right? Fuck around and find out. Damn them all for setting us on this path of this hellscape they set us all upon. If you're MAGA or didn't vote at all I don't have the sympathy or empathy left to give a shit what happens. The leopards are going to eat so many faces the next four years they're going to die of obesity.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Problem is, it's affecting us in canada, and other countries too, so were also reaping what they sowed

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[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 day ago (7 children)

"He's a businessman".

No, he's a nepo baby hustler who thinks winning is the only thing that matters, and winning is when you rip off and take advantage of people.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 18 hours ago

I saw a calculation once that found he'd be more wealthy now if he literally just shoved all of his money into stocks when he turned 18. Truly evidence of an incredibly smart business man

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[–] MooseyMoose@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A business man who has failed to sell: Booze, football, and steaks...TO AMERICANS.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Wahots@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't even know how that's possible, casinos are barely legal money printing machines. People drive hours to the middle of buttfuck, nowhere in many states just to gamble, and his were in major cities for Christsake, lol.

It is very unsettling to see him in financial control of all of us again, after crashing the economy once already.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 18 hours ago

My understanding is he tried to expand his operation too quickly into a second casino very near the first one ended up with both casinos competing with each other

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I don't even know how that's possible, casinos are barely legal money printing machines.

Because it was a money laundering scam.

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You needn't look further than 'Conservative Environmentalist'. Obviously, he has no clue what his party actually does.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've known a few of those. "Environmentalism" to them only goes as far as making sure they have some fields around them stocked with deer and pheasant to hunt, and maybe a lake they can tool around in their bass boat.

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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like is he just ignoring the “Drill baby drill” shit? Or the fact that in his first term Trump reduced the size of national parks for the sake of oil operations?

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well well well. Is he "hurting the wrong people" again? who would've thunk

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[–] pinkghost@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s a bittersweet feeling to see their true colors come to the surface from what was always festering under the guise of “traditional values” and “conservative fiscal policies”. To refer to our country as a “company”…well that truly frames the photo exactly for how it is and how it’s been run… at everyone else’s expense for the benefit of very few. Surprise! May not like it so much now that it’s affecting sweet little ol’ you.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"real people" I guess Canadians are not real people for him.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Even if Biden had been as "out to lunch" as they all claimed (which was so crazy it hurt to see), even if he was worse, then at least the people around him knew what they were doing.

We're instead now surrounded by people like the crazy drunk fox news weekend host Hegseth and "one of the victors re-writing history Patel.

These aren't even serious enough people to have a conversation with. I legit think they would devolve immediately into literally saying "hurr durrr" if asked about their behavior for more than a couple minutes.

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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What I love is how many of them talk about, "he's just trolling," and it's like, even if he was, is that seriously what you want in a president? Now it's, "even if he is just trolling, this is a bad idea," as if there's ever a time that the fucking president treating international relations like a shitpost would be a good idea. These people are so, so stupid.

They don’t understand that when you have the kind of power he has “trolling” is terrorism.

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Talked to my MAGA blood again yesterday. Apparently, the conservative talk radio is telling listeners Europe and Canada have had tariffs on us from day one and trump is just trying to level the playing field. America is always paying for them and now it’s their turn to pay.

In addition, firings are “political reward” jobs being removed, because that’s not fair. (Injustice and not fair resonates with everyone.) And a caller apparently called in to talk about his government employee buddy upset that his job credit card he normally uses to buy lunch was cut off, discovered when he tried to buy subway. Again with the “not fair” because most jobs don’t buy you lunch.

They still haven’t told me what show they heard this is on, because I invariably listen and pick it apart and they find my “over-analysis” upsetting.

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mentioned this to a relative that a federal job has lost all security compared to a equivalent private sector position. They said "well no job ever has security". Private sectors only goal is make money for the boss - the other provides essential public services and maintains infrastructure. They are not the same

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I keep seeing this sentiment expressed over and over again and it seems that a large cross-section of the public still doesn't get it. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, of all places, but it bears repeating:

Trump is not a "businessman." Trump is a con man.

He has never actually run a successful business and he doesn't know how. The only thing he does know how to do is run a grift to bilk investors, creditors, the government, HUD, etc. out of money for projects that he really has no intention of completing or to prop up businesses he has no intention of sustaining. He is incessantly robbing Peter to pay Paul just long enough in the hopes of keeping his creditors or the prosecution at bay -- not always successfully, I might add, because his businesses have been bankrupted four times including the infamous three casinos.

The issue now is that since he's oozed his way into government he is shielded from having the hammer brought down on him by many of the people he's cheated.

[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Aw poor babies maybe they shouldn’t have voted for a selfish worthless puppet manchild

[–] SirFasy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh no ..actions have consequences.. anyways..

[–] Zier@fedia.io 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"business" man. He is in the business of crime & destruction. Everything he touches, dies. He is killing it right now.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

Just wait tell they find out he does not give a shit about them.

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