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[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

…brought to you and sponsored by a pedophile.

Your 2025 GOP All Star lineup!

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Democrats should counter with a "Trump Sycophancy & Supplication Syndrome" Bill...

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 36 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Tomorrow there'll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 16 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 34 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

That was remarkably fast

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"you didn't see graphite on the roof because it isn't there. This man is ill take him to the infirmary"

Classic USSR/GOP tactic.

These people are so stupid they believe everyone must be as stupid as they are.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] Spzi@lemm.ee 1 points 11 minutes ago

Confirmed. At first I was confused about the comments. Good idea, an obvious opportunity!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.

Diseases are often named after their victims...

Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

its not about arrogance.

its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.

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The smug childishness of a grade school bully who got you in trouble after you lost your shit and finally punched back. These assclowns are infuriating.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago
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