Stake both of them out on an ice flo for the polar bears.
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I bet they’re going to get told to turn the plain around.
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Detain them indefinitely instead.
"I'm sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you're not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here's a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that's lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Epstein them
Eh they'd need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Nah, let them come... and then don't let them leave.
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
If there isn't at least one snowball to the face I'll be disappointed in Greenland.
I'd also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
Ice balls would be better
As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.
Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.
I miss Junior now...
DUI is not always and everywhere a felony.
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Can't they just deny VISA entry?
That wouldn't be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.
To El Salvador!
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.
There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that's being nice.
This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.
And also talking loudly about stealing your shit.
Don't let them in. lol
Couldn't the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?
Let's have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.
Its kind of weird how often they're talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they're inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.
Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.
I hope they arrest them and treat them how the US government treats Middle Eastern travelers
Don't let them land.