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WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.

“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”

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[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Stake both of them out on an ice flo for the polar bears.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago

I bet they’re going to get told to turn the plain around.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 185 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Could Greenland just turn them away?

[–] match@pawb.social 147 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Detain them indefinitely instead.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 72 points 1 week ago

"I'm sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you're not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here's a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that's lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".

Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh they'd need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Please mean Boris!

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[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 42 points 1 week ago

They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Nah, let them come... and then don't let them leave.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 158 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would be a shame if they got detained.

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[–] ExistentialKiwi@lemmy.world 135 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 week ago (1 children)

USA's not sending their best.

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If there isn't at least one snowball to the face I'll be disappointed in Greenland.

I'd also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ice balls would be better

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.

[–] Xartle@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

I miss Junior now...

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

DUI is not always and everywhere a felony.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't they just deny VISA entry?

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

That wouldn't be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.

[–] kwedd@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

To El Salvador!

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?

I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.

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[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“We’re going to check out how things are going there”

WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!

[–] LaoisheFu@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that's being nice.

[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

And also talking loudly about stealing your shit.

[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Don't let them in. lol

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Couldn't the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?

Let's have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.

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[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago

Its kind of weird how often they're talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they're inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hope they arrest them and treat them how the US government treats Middle Eastern travelers

[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Don't let them land.

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