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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Peek-A-Boo In My Ass

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] Godllyra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hungry like the wolf in my ass

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[–] 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

Found the Russian queen

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

There's no one like you in my ass.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] nori@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

Anyway you want it in my ass

[–] LoonyTrix@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Welcome to the jungle .. in my ass...

[–] theotherbelow@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

Yo No Fui in my ass

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Highwayman in my ass.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

I need a break in my ass

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots in my Arse

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[–] DrWorm@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Narrow Your Eyes in my ass.

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

More than this in my ass

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Beautiful things in my ass

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

More Than A Feeling In My Ass

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Blown by the Wind in my Ass

[–] jaek@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Catch these fists in my ass

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[–] scratch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Prison Sex in my ass

[–] prosthetiknow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Drive in my ass

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.

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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

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