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[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

And Elmo is 6'2, something sure seems off, can't believe the compulsive liar would lie about that tho

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Never get your picture taken with the Devil.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

See? Same hight.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

That's what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

[–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

And look at them both, dwarfed by the 6 foot 9 inch first Lady! She should play basketball!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 158 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Those are two different measurements.

He's six feet tall.

And he's three inches.

And he’s three inches.

On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn't really narrow it down though.

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[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 90 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn't add that.

Source: am doctor

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean this guy isn't the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can't even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You mean the guy struggling with arm-hand coordination and almost falling over while standing still from reaching an arm out?

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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 123 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

Ain't no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 86 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

I'm 6'3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he's actually 6'3 (he isn't) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6'3 frame, but not that much.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As someone who has also been 6'3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

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[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Pilling on, am 6'4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I'd have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I'm down in the 210's with still a little more to go.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'd fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off

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[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking.

Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.

Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.

[–] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren't really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they're not seeing anybody pointing out that what he's saying is a lie.

Honestly, I'd rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying "falsely states" and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It's a fucking disgrace that they're not only choosing to not do this, but they're settling when he claims that they're factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won't be satisfied until he's in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don't want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say "Trump lied about this today" instead of "the Trump white house thinks...."

I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it's not

[–] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, I misinterpreted your phrasing. "We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking" sounded like "nobody is shocked by his lies, so there's no point in bothering to report on it." You meant "stop feigning surprise in your reporting of his lies." I fully agree with you.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Cheers

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

When has his doctors not been full of it.

Trump draft dodging

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he's really soft or he wouldn't care. And wouldn't get so reactionary/easily triggered.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Might be 6'3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.

[–] Zentron@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

To quote an old post "there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing"

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 28 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.

And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

doctors' always measure my weight, but just take my word for height

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Same. I can't recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP however.. both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Im not saying Trump is 6'3*, he's clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I'm younger than him by a generation. But people don't always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6'1" who swears he's 5'11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5'11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I'd get to 6'. My guess is Trump once was 6'3", has shrunk to just a little over 6', and Newsom is probably closer to 6'4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

My money would be on Trump only ever being 5'11. Obama was 6'1 and Trump was still several inches shorter.

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[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trump reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

she wants trudeau whos available, and single currently.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

maybe he was 6'3" in the 80s and has been in denial since

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 points 3 days ago (6 children)

How much is it in normal units?

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That's because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial

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