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Margarine Trailer Queen: "What do you mean there's another pope?!"
That's even worse than most of the shit Donald Trump says. Does this mean she's running for president?
Imagine the fun the world will have making jokes when this vapid bint exits the mortal realm.
The people in the white house are talking more and more like gaudy villains from 90's anime.
Has anyone thought to test her for rabies yet?
How would you get close enough without being bitten?
I would disguise myself as a book.
She's up for reelection Nov 3, 2026.