My husband? Normal day.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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I only have a table to my left... Well this is gonna hurt.
Put The Cat down shane dawson
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I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
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A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
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Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn't get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
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Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
looks at radiator dubiously
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
A wall?!
It's a car. RIP
Poor cat
OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
A entire bedroom wall
My poor Blåhaj…
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
I'm lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
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There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
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A double width bus chair
Fuck
Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
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Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
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