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Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year
(www.theverge.com)
It's fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.
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So this is how we're gonna get half life 3 huh
Ohh...eh.
2019 left me with the impression Starfish was wireless.
Sticking stuff into my brain isn't on my to-do list.
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Finally, Half-Life 3
Poor monkes 🐒
That will be awesome for when my body dies, but I still want to be a brain in a jar playing MechWarrior.
When Gabe or Musk are the first people to get the implant, I'll consider it... 10 to 15 years later.
In this heeadline: Neuralink's Competitor Recieves Prototype
in this thread: Gabe Crazy
As long as theres no wifi and its to solve medical issues, why not? Better than trusting a nazi.
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