this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do this occasionally, but I live in Arizona.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah, then you're nurturing the community of scorpions and centipedes. Best to do that so they don't start an uprising.

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[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

This is a power move ngl

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My butler takes care of it.

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fabricated and homiesexual

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