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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

This is a power move ngl

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Professional chefs are far worse.

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My butler takes care of it.

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fabricated and homiesexual

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Printer in the drawer that bad a thing?

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