this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fabricated and homiesexual

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 141 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Fake: OP outside their house

Gay: spending time with a man

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is spending time with a man gay if anon is a girl?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 73 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.

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[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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