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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I think what's extra dangerous about Tylenol is that it doesnt feel like it's doing anything. When it works, some minor pain goes away, or maybe your fever goes down. But there's no side effects that you really feel, so I bet people get a false sense of security with it. Like, oh it isn't giving me opioid euphoria, or knocking me out. And you can just buy as much as you want, no restrictions. It must be perfectly safe.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Tylenol: that's a brand of paracetamol for non US people.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think paracetamol/acetaminophen being barely perceptible is why I'll always feel safer with opioids, THC, or even NMDA antagonists like ketamine in a pinch--as someone who is extremely informed with this particular subject.

I blame autism.

If a compound is barely effective, causes liver damage (particularly with other compounds metabolised in the liver), and has a bunch of negative interactions.. sorry, it's garbage. I genuinely would rather go darknet than CVS or Walgreens, and test for purity. Besides, dealers are generally way cooler than corpos anyway.

I hope that nobody takes it as an invitation, though--I said I'm informed. If you're not informed, don't.

I will add this; Paracetamol? Almost placebo. Phenylephrine? Actually placebo. Guaifenesin? Placebo if taken orally. Practically the entire counter is placebo, except for the antihistamines (first/second generation like diphenhydramine/Benadryl and cetirizine/Zyrtec) and nasal cleaners and such. With that in mind, I would encourage people to research absolutely everything they ingest, regardless of how safe the product may seem.

They are certainly not 100% safe.

This should go without saying (probably preaching to a choir), but legal ≠ safe, indeed. Still waiting on that thesaurus to prove me wrong. It's been 3 years.

Stay smart, and stay safe.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is a brand mixing acetylsalicylic acid and koffein which works wonders as a quick relief for migraine while my standard naproxen usually requires a few hours of darkness to start working, so I can't agree that all over the counter meds are garbage. I can't refute your placebo claims since the effect cant be measured by myself

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Shoot, I forgot aspirin! It actually is a genuinely effective painkiller. Mixed with caffeine, and you pretty much have Excedrin. My mother has very bad migraines, and it is true that this formula just works, for some reason.

Excedrin is a good product. If you have a migraine, I'd suggest taking it. I will add that my mother seems addicted to it, though--taking it on the daily multiple times, even if a headache is mild.

Be careful!

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Nothing is perfectly safe. You can kill yourself with water poisoning, and that's pumped directly into your house.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

how the fuck did they find a donor so fast???

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I got a heart transplant about 18 hours after being added to the list.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Depends, who's your liver guy?

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago
[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Couldn't they have given the liver to someone who was less of an idiot?

[–] RealSpiderLane@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Ex alcoholic and “cirrhosis survivor” here. (I hate that latter term.)

I’m stunned that this situation went down how it did.

I had the full jaundice package when I finally went into the hospital and agreed to detox. I was told I would have to be booze-free for a minimum of six months to be considered for a transplant of any kind; both my liver and kidneys were in concerning shape.

They told me the timeframe for actually being considered was more like two years; there’s basically a board of trustees for each state, they review every case requesting an organ transplant and decide who gets what. (It’s literally a death panel, haha.)

No matter how good I was/am, I would still be at the very lowest priority. They’d have to have available livers as far as the eye can see for me to have a realistic chance. There is no actual chance I would ever get a donor liver, and I don’t want one.

I was dumb. I did it completely to myself. It’s not as simple as “you could’ve quit anytime you wanted,” trying to do that with alcohol is extraordinarily dangerous, BUT I did indeed do this to myself. It would be galactic levels of unethical and immoral for me to be trying to take a donor liver away from ANYONE.

I have since recovered way past the expectations of any medical personnel who worked on me during that time. July 1 will be two years alcohol-free for me.

My point in all of this is that I’m honestly having trouble believing this guy got this transplant at all, let alone so fast.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Organs don't keep... If they got the donor it probably meant there wasn't anybody else queued up.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 21 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Is this real? Who gets a liver donor in 4 days?

[–] Rainbowblite@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The liver damage is very believable but a liver transplant after 4 days is absurd.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 2 points 5 days ago

The only way it happened is if people who need a liver but not because of alcohol-related damage are pushed to the top of the list. The alcoholics would basically be last in line. Some might say that's discriminatory, but it's perfectly normal to triage patients and provide care to the ones with more immediate needs, or the ones most likely to survive. Doctors have to make judgement calls.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

My brother in Christ, the paracetamol box LITERALLY says to never go more than 4 grams (4000 mg) in a 24hs period on any mg pills presentation

And as far as I see, that's a general rule with everything. Even those caramels for sore throat or reflux pills, where you'd need to eat thousands in a day to overdose, say the same

Don't fuck with medicine dudes

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

You're assuming he can read.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (8 children)

My daughter's dog that is a climber got on a shelf and knocked a basket off that had a large bottle of Tylenol in it. She chewed the bottle up.

I got home and saw some pills and a demolished bottle on the ground. Vet tech friend said to induce vomiting with hydrogen peroxide.

Didn't have any of that, but I did have some minty mouthwash with peroxide and no xylitol in it. Dog willingly drank it, puked with foam, drank a bit more, puked more foam, then I dug through the mess.

No pills or any sign of the color on the pills. She's still kicking.

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