"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"
this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.
Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret
pulling into service station with a flat tire
"Got a flat?"
"No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"
"Got a flat?"
- "Yeah, I live around downtown"
Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres
> Be me
> At work
> Test appears to be finished based on logs
> Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
> Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
> "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
> "No, i just thought it would be fun."
fun is important
Yes but it was sarcasm. lol
Sarcasm is fun too!
months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.
milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in
You oopsied. Takes way longer than that.
"Putting diapers on now, DTF?"
Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.
this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar
(Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)
the counting of birthdays specifically was what was interesting to me but I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique
Is it metric years or imperial years?
Nice. Im 18 trucks old.
Story points.
That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.
Isn't that what a minute is for?
The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again