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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

welcome to the resistance, Marjorie

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[–] Kinperor@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

This is not a time to get hung up about identity politics, who's red, who's blue. Everyone should scream at the Trump regime that war with Iran is unacceptable and to never bring it up again.

There will be time for bickering afterwards about details, but right now, everyone against this war should circle the wagons.

And everyone not against this war needs to first say no to that war, second pick up an history book about Iraq and Afghanistan.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The recurring cycle of MTG deciding she wants more attention.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a youtuber I like that uses the term "weaponized autism" but this is more of a "ballistic brain damage" scenario.

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

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Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Really odd how her opinions always seem to line up with the Kremlin's

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Feels weird agreeing with her

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd be worried about what her "solution" is

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[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

MTG is brainwashed by RT, tin foil hat conspiracy theories and memes from random people. Basically Fox News and NY Post are not crazy enough for her.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

What? No...say it isn't so. Fox News is a propaganda mouthpiece? I am just shocked I tell you, absolutely gobsmack shocked.

In other news...the sky is blue, for reasons that the Trump administration have deemed, illegal.

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

Vomits go, MTG!

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