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But I only buy boars head so it obviously safe.

/s, although I did reluctantly buy some teriyaki chicken boars head that sounded amazing.

CNN seems to be under the misbelief that I want to live longer. 46 is already too long.

The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any.

Now do the data for Iberian ham. Isn't there a confounding factor of income? Or health-conciousness at least

Well, clearly that ain't true because God wouldn't have made pork pies taste so nice otherwise.

"If we are indeed in the glitchiest of timelines, remember we have collective will. Collective authorship. We are not beholden to the nightmares of those men of old who envisioned the world in extraction and pain."  -  Zoe Todd

I feel like the word Safe is being stretched really far here.
Like at this level, getting out of bed isn't Safe.
Walking through a park isn't Safe.

And that level of Unsafeness, is functionally meaningless.