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Happy cake day!
Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig
It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
Mini Wheeks
He’s called 30mgGummy??
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
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Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
But pussy isn't!
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?
Don't call him ass
Ass
Döner
Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?
Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
løve it
Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
Guinea Pig.
A bag of dicks
Onion (raw)
Booger
Kebab
Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
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Granola and Yogurt. Or Yogurt and Granola
I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.
Rib sammich
Hi Adobo 🥰
Kung Pao Chicken
I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?
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