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Anon does some online shopping (lemmy.world)

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[–] mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Theres a webpage someone made thats like a visual example of this but I forgot what it's called (maybe "I look at a webpage in 20XX" ) Anyone know it ?

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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still true 3 years later

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago

Truer

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was the cookies popup really 3 years ago already?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

They've been around for over half a decade.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Missed the part where

Shipping is 6.95 Close tab Sigh, open amazon

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Amazon price mysteriously $7 higher

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[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like that I'm financially comfortable enough to pay for shipping and not give Bezos a cent.

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[–] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 8 points 2 weeks ago

Too relatable

[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Literally enshitification. Often when these companies focus on one aspects and not others, it leads to such results.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'll enshrine this post it encapsulates something that I always struggled to put into words.

And, the sites end up eating battery.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

OK. Someone please drop a comment to this post telling me how to make all the "sign in to Google" and "Allow Essential Cookie" popups to go away. uBlock filter list?

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Consent-O-Matic should make the cookie popups less of a problem at least.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh man that sounds so great

Click link
Already installed

🗿Feels chad man.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

You can block the Google popup by adding:

||accounts.google.com/gsi/iframe

To your uBlock Origin filter

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

Remember YouTube before ads? Seriously profit motive and infinite growth ruins everything. I want to play Luigi’s mansion every time google asks me to switch to an app or sign in when I google something. Like fuck off.

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