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[–] wiccan2@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even the capitalist hubris is done wrong.

They knew how to activate the dwarfism gene. They could have been selling pygmy raptors and rexes as pets to everyone. At the right size they'd be no more dangerous than dogs or cats.

But no; we need a theme park that eats people.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming "America!", then?

[–] wiccan2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chariots, string the t-rexes together like sled dogs, though now I think about it raptors might be better suited.

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Ingen went all "move fast, break things" but with genetically engineered apex predators. Pretty much worked out exactly as expected.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's funny though, reading those books it seems that Michael Crichton has deep disdain for scientists.

Yeah, that's what the line about could vs. should was about.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The bio science was averaging success. Not their fault that the IT dept fumbled the ball.

Comrade Lysenko would never have permitted this

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