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Not The Onion

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the most not the onion title I've seen recently that isn't politics related.

Also I'm sad they didn't have any pictures, sounds silly.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

there b some specific ass gifs out there

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

I don't think that is the original text of the gif...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 28 points 2 months ago

Congrats to LeBron for this blessed event.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe LeBron and Arnold Schwarzenegger could star in a movie together?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Barbra Streisand could do the music!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago

Streisand who?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

🫄🏿🏀

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

There's no such thing as bad publicity

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

LeBorn Porn

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I wonder how this will impact Cleveland's economy