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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 146 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--

You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 82 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Macbook air can't even understand

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Where there is a hole there is a way.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago

macbook getting cucked

pottery

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Newer ones have more port choice again.

There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

I clearly meant there's just more ports. Framework aside, you've never really been able to choose your own ports.

The Pro still has TB4 too, in addition to the legacy ports.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

Smooth like a Ken doll.

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[–] individual@toast.ooo 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this is what docking stations are for

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Dock me baby

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago

God is dead

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago

Interface all my ports baby

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip

Pic

More photos & guide (Czech)

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago

Oh get over yourself, it's just some spanking tradition, ..🫩

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who said it's being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar, haha

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This is like the dirtiest thing I've ever read that didn't actually contain anything overtly dirty

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How do I change the USB notification sound to animeSqueak.mp3? Asking for a friend

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you count pores its a big job.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

actually, pores are just dents

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't know, and the reason I don't know is that the ear nose and throat system is too complex to figure out in my head in terms of how many holes it has, if any.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Fair enough, I’m no holologist

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Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those are rookie numbers

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anime pfp ☑️

Degenerate sexual something ☑️

Something racist ❌

I will take it.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Thank you for the particular feeling of fucked up laughter I didn't know i needed this morning.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.

Edit: Ports good for flexibility on the go. But at home, I don’t want a rat’s nest of cables. Cable management is what separates us from the animals.

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

ThinkPad life!

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm so jealous of the laptop-- I mean, god has abandoned us.

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