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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This feels like a projection of their deity. Did they want to conflate the mystery of their god to the mystery of electricity? I guess I'm a theist now...

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The machine god is real. It's blood is charge

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I swear I saw somewhere Texas schools gives out these books

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 26 points 6 days ago (13 children)

When I went to a (private) Christian school our science book was called Undertstanding God's World and it was pretty wacky. I think I remember it saying dinosaurs and humans lived alongside each other. I also remember being taught plate tectonics was a lie?

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 35 points 6 days ago

There are more pixels than the neurons in the writer's brain

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This appears to be stupid, and it is, but it's mostly evil. Teaching children to accept absurdities and distrust evidence to make them easier to control.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And with the dismantling of the US Department of education, things are going to get a lot, lot worse.

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This genuinely feels like a bit from Look Around You

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Tide comes in and tide goes out. You can't explain that.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago

This just in, no one has ever seen lightning, and if you say you have, we’ll have to burn you at the stake to protect the children.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have seen electric, it’s blue and I have even felt it, it hurts. Also I know where it comes from, it comes from the walls, there’s an electric sockets for it.

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is for real? How is it even legal?

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Well, from someone who studied electrical theory in a 'normal' university, the author isn't completely off base in that we know what electricity is but not why electricity is.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

science doesn't determine why, it determines how to the best of our abilities. why implies purpose and/or intent, which isn't something science measures.

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[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are they dense?? Electricity comes from the power outlet. Everyone knows that

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago (22 children)

When was this written? Also, it's not entirely untrue to say that we know what electromagnetic force does, but not what causes it. They say it's a 'fundamental force', which is basically way of saying we can't further reduce it to explain in terms of other stuff. We don't know what any of the fundamental forces (electromagnetism, gravity, and the strong and weak nuclear forces) really are - we can only describe their effects on the world with maths ('what they do')

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm curious what they think a lightning strike is.

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[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My Catholic school is more grounded to reality than this.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Grounded? That sounds like electricity talk, or should I say WITCHCRAFT?!

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

Replace 'electricity' with 'wind' and/or 'moving air' and/or 'breath', and now you understand what Proto-Judaic Canaanites circa 800 BCE thought 'spirit' was.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Lightning comes from Zeus and Thor. Obviously. /s

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