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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Rick, could you stop by my office when you get a sec?

/wrings hands, mutters "bwaa-ha-haaa"

[–] Goten@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

im a but a lowly worker and this gets me excited too, replacing my job with ai :D <3 letsss gooo

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

What? How is that applicable?

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