Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can 'wipe properly/thoroughly/enough'. It's exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the 'privilege' of cleaning someone else's butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words 'wiping' and 'hygiene' can only be used in the same phrase if there's also the words 'wet' and/or 'wash' and/or 'soap' in it. Otherwise...of course your f****g chair stinks.
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Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
Standing up and eating better would also work I assume
I do think it is possible even with decent hygiene for years of farts to absorb into certain fabrics
You're giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.
The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.
"girlfriend" Ha yeah right dude
I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
He means his mom.
What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
Nah, just needs the right butt plug.
Fake: op has gf
Gay: he's fucking his chair?
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
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Holy shit This thread is hilarious I was laughing non stop for 10 mins
This is actually a sad story, where the existence of this clip almost pushed the teen to suicide due to the both online and real life bullying and death threats he received. Last time I caught up they were feeling better.