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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

COSAR praised the hikers for reporting the sound and reminded the public that their services are always free, even suggesting the money saved could “be spent on singling lessons.”

Damn!

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shout, shout, let it all out!

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

These are the things I can do without.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago

"IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO SAY SORRY!"

Canadian Hikers: Jesus fucking christ...!

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They knew that a hero would save them

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Technically just a Chad Kroeger song, with a different backing band.

I'm sure they still play it at concerts or whatever, but who would even go to those?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If they sang Maroon 5, I'd just leave them. Clearly they're wanting to die.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

"NO! WE'RE NEVER GONNA QUIT! AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH IT! ..."

[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 3 weeks ago